Thursday, 3 October 2013

CSI Sydney (with very little C!)

How to best investigate an interesting item:

Firstly, observe the strange item (the most meaningless item necessitates the longest stare, obviously!)

Secondly, poke the strange item. A couple of paw pokes should do the trick. In case of any change in the strange item, go back to step one, just to make sure....

If satisfied, proceed to stage three: shove nose on top of strange item and sniff. The most sniffs or piggy snorts, the best. Every good puppy should thoroughly investigate any strange item present.

Following thorough investigation. Trot away majestically after deciding that it was, indeed, just a piece of dirt...

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