Thursday, 28 August 2014

The minion's disappearance

Well pals, it happened after 2.5 years... It started all innocently. The minions were putting things in a bag and then, the door bell went off and the next thing I remember was being put in a van! with a strange person I didn't know, and no minion!! They abandoned me, or I was dog-napped!! I got left with weird strangers *sobs* for an eternity *sobs again*

Ok the weird strangers were actually pretty nice... and I got my own big place and treats and pigs ears and we played a lot of ball games... BUT I HAD NO MINIONS!

I'm hesitating between two explanations for this ordeal:
1- I was dog-napped and the minions looked for me tirelessly for 3 days and nights and finally tracked my captors and me down in a state wide search for little me, that's the most dramatic and really the most sensible explanation I can think of...
2- I believe their incredible far fetched story that they had to go up north for something and I couldn't come in the plane... Why can't I come in the plane, they didn't even ask me hey? I'm sure they just invented that story to lessen the drama of my dog-napping really....

But I do have some doubts about their whereabouts and how hard they looked for me, because they keep taking about what a nice time they had and how nice something was... It must be a ruse, something couldn't have been so good without ME really...
But then look what I found in their pics!! Uh Dad?? Is that you?!?!
Well all that is really strange... And then after we finally get reunited, Dad disappears again. We all drove in Mum's little red car one morning and Dad got out with a big bag and I haven't seen him since!! He might have been dad-napped!! But Mum doesn't seem to be looking for him at all! What is happening?
I'm so depressed I had to ask the hens for some of their eggs, for once they were nice and gave me some to add in my brekkies. But Winifred the silver grey dorking is still talking about it... Gosh she doesn't stop cackling that one, I need earplugs...

Tuesday, 12 August 2014

It's only fair!!

Well after Dad and I got in trouble last time for playing with needles... it's only fair that the girls get in the dog house when they make trouble!
looking all innocent...
Zelie, the youngest PR finally did an egg, but wasn't a great one. She got so shocked by it all that she became quite badly sick... So Mum had to syringe feed her with antibiotics and wetted feed. Mum did try to share the duties with Dad, but he didn't succeed to feed her, apparently Mum said that he was waiting for her to open her mouth and she didn't Bwahaha...
Then on top of that, they are little pests. They look all innocent and sweet when the minions look at them, and then as soon as they turn their back, the girls start fighting between each other! Mum thought that one of the currawong attacked Winifred the silver grey Dorking, as she was bleeding from the top of her beak. But actually, it was Barnie... They are sooooo naughty!!!
nose bleeding or not one has to look ones best
Last week one of them decided that she was going to lay an egg from the top of the perch... The perch is at more than 1m height... Guess what happened to the egg! SPLAT!!! Now I'm sulking because I was promised one and it got all splattered on the floor :(. And also they lay their eggs whenever they want, it can be at 7am through to 4pm... I'm hungry waiting for my omelette me! Have a bit of consideration!!! And don't want to say but only two of them are truly working, the other 4 are still broken...

I also don't want to keep dobbing on them but they keep digging spots and makes the front garden look like a crazy mole as taken residence in the front yard. As well as nibbling all of the leaves of the hedge plants that the minions placed in the front.

And just while I'm at it I shall add that Winifred escaped twice while Mum was trying to clean them up on Saturday...
So you see I'm a really good puppy while the girls are being the naughtiest ever, but oh no, who is being called a silly naughty pup? ME, while I'm being so good!!! That is not FAIR.
what is she doing in here again? 
got any food? 
big grown up girl Mildred

Saturday, 2 August 2014

My precious!

The minions are torturing me once again. But now I have the full video proof of it! You know how I like to play fetch and I like bouncy little plastic balls HiBounce. Well last time we were waiting to go out and they had one of them and they bounced it and were pretending to throw it but not really. Poor little me, look!!

You can see how tortured and mistreated I am in the video... *sobs*