Wednesday, 4 December 2013


Cecile *paw wave* I saw your message to the minion in chief. I entirely agree with you! I am abused every day, badly fed, if I even get any food. I am not allowed to go on the sofa or the bed. They try to drown me by opening the pool safety door and allowing me to swim (how unsafe is that hey?).

Please come and save me, I don't know how long I will survive without intervention!!


  1. i'm coming Mawson I'm coming!!!!

    1. Make it quick, I'm not even getting breakfast now! Mum is just using the excuse that it's her breaky and mine is different. I don't see why I can't have toasts and jam????