Saturday, 7 December 2013

Triple jumping trial, bushfire fundraiser

That was another crazy friday evening! The minions came home a bit early from work and started packing the car, which means that they had plans... Most of the time I like their plans but last friday, they started getting a bit weird. However, this time, it looked good! I saw them packing up jumps, yay! Then we drove out, for a loooong time. Got bored, started to show my disapproval... I don't like traffic jams, maybe I should suggest they get an helicopter, would be easier. And definitely more stylish and all of my mates would be jealous, ahhh... dreams... 

Anyway,  after an eternity, at last they stopped the car. They were smiling because they said they were early this time. Some of my mates from the training club arrived too, so that was cool. As soon as we arrived, mum went even weirder than usual, she started running around picking up poo bags, ewwww! That's not a good fetish mum! I don't care if the bin got knocked on the side and the content got thrown on the ground! That wasn't even my poo!!! EWWWWWW! 

Dad tried to take me around and throw the ball but it was quite hot, after obliging him for a few runs, I decided enough is enough and stopped in the nice cool shade. But then I don't know why they kept moving the car around the grounds. I think they were playing a game but not sure what it was. They are really crazy those minions. Maybe I need to bring them to the vet, they must have a screw loose or something, but you know, you get attached... 
Allright let's not distress, so much to tell!

Then we went walking and I met Kelly Gill who is the Wonderdogs mum.  And she gave me a pat :) !

Mum couldn't help herself and moved the car another time *sigh* 
Mmmm anyway, when she finally stopped moving the car. I told the minions to get my things out. The minions from the club were all organised. We had a super duper camp and all of us tried to get some of the minions food from the table, but they were guarding that with amazing aptitude for minions... Damn!

After a bit, it was time for our first novice jumping. Well, you see... It was a bit tight, and I'm a bit big, and well it's hard for me to turn real tight because my main aim is speed. Ok, we didn't succeed to make all the jumps... But I went super fast!! And I don't want to say, but if dad can't remember the course, how can I do!

Then we had another long wait pfff, and at one moment, they locked me in the car, help!! I don't want to sleep in the boot! Luckily, they remembered I was in there, just in time before I was lost forever.

On our second course, I sort of missed the entrance of a tunnel, but it's not my fault! It wasn't straight and all *pout* and then I missed a jump again. I'm sure that was dad's fault... Can't be mine really, I'm just a poor puppy :P

Then, the last run of the night came. It was late, nearly midnight and well past my bedtime. I'm not even talking about dad's, well he falls asleep at 9pm.... But even then, oh yeah! We did it, I flew over the course, dad was there and there and everywhere, I was running and turning and woohooo. Done, clear run, we were F.A.S.T. 
I was happy because I wanted to do a good job in front of Pat who was judging the course :).

My mates of the NSDTC did good too on the night. Jaxon and his mum went before us on the first course (well, that's because he has much shorter legs than me you see). And he did awesome!!!! Him and his mum Frankie got a clear run, hence, their first qualification. And they came third. Woohooo! The last two runs were a bit harder for him, because he gave his all on the first, and it was getting late. You see, as he is so much smaller than me, he doesn't have as much energy reserve, so he was getting real tired. And his last run was nearly at 1am. His eyes were closing! We stayed to cheer him on but it was too much for him. I would have offered to carry him, but the minions would have criticised the tactic...

Bodhi did a great job too, he also got a quali on his last run. But both him and me decided that we were going to pack pens and paper to draw the course on our next trials, because his mum got lost on the course too, like my minion!

My fellow GSP Darcy had a grand time getting his mum to run. He went to check the car park next to the last run because I heard the Border Collie from before telling him there was a rabbit who said he was a chihuahua. I swears he got framed!! His mum wasn't impressed though, oopsy...

We saw some cool runs from the excellent and masters dog, with a few qualis and certainly a few brags to come form our group. But I must say, I had a giggle looking at the Masters guys in front of us. A few did a great trick. They got their minions all feeling secured and BAM! In the middle of the course they pooped, mwahaha! That will teach the minions to start a trial at 6.30pm. Ok that's an automatic disqualification, but hehehe that was funny. I don't think their handlers were finding that funny, they don't have a sense of humour really!

At the end of the night we stayed to get our pass. We were so fast with dad on our last run, that we came first! And the minions helped with a bit of the pack up. It was so late that the car had frozen over, we made it back home after 2.30am! What is that time!!! I refused to go in my crate on principle, I wanted to be next to mum so she could give me a cuddle, so they set up my bed next to theirs :P

Now today, I've been a tad tired... had a few snoozes, but needed to stay awake because nana was back and I didn't want to miss a thing! Tonight I am so dead, I don't care were I sleep. I think the minions have got other stories, but I can't remember all their things, so I'll get back to you when I'll have had my beauty sleep.

Night, night, all *slobbery licks*

checking out the other runners
while waiting for our turn

Waiting to cheer our mates Bodhi
and Jaxon on the last run of the trial

The sheltie gang, with some honorary members

still bright and shiny past 1am

Yeah yeah I will pose for the photo...

smile.... is that ok now, can I go back to sleep now

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Beetles!

I got a bit startled yesterday evening. I was quietly lounging on my evening bed, steadfastly refusing to go to my night bed. Oooops sorry, waiting for mum to give me a cuddle.... and then bam, something slammed on the window! Then bam again and again and again. Same as what happened to my mate Bodhi a little while ago. Now I do like playing with flying thingies, but they were on the other side of the darn window! Tried my best to paw them, and I'm sure I saw a few of the Christmas beetles have a giggle and blow me raspberries...

Let's try the nose splat

mmm better add a bit of paw action

Muuuuummmm, I can't get the beetles!!!! Do something!
See, look I can't get them...

I tried quite hard, but then the minion in chief decided it was late enough for me to go to bed. I was soooo ready to play :). We did an extra hour of trick training, but I was on fiireeeee yeahah, done all of the tricks mummy was asking me, mwahaha, she couldn't think of more so she started doing some rally-O, done, then obedience, done. Then I was waiting for some more tricks but she said it was too late... If you ask me that's because she couldn't think of anything: LOSER!!!!
Got her back, I did a bit of singing :P, I'm enjoying that teenage time, woohoo, party!

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Help!

Cecile *paw wave* I saw your message to the minion in chief. I entirely agree with you! I am abused every day, badly fed, if I even get any food. I am not allowed to go on the sofa or the bed. They try to drown me by opening the pool safety door and allowing me to swim (how unsafe is that hey?).

Please come and save me, I don't know how long I will survive without intervention!!


Tuesday, 3 December 2013

The pup in motion

Too much work these last few days for setting a proper trick or treats tuesday, and Mawson hasn't helped much because he is still recovering from the week-end. So we will pen some more from next week, promise!

In the meantime, look at what Martin made yesterday evening. We had a bit of fun with the camera a while ago, the photographer isn't the steadiest (oopsy), but it's pretty good, methinks. Notice the lightness of the ears! Mawson loves his agility so much, that he is getting a bit obsessed with it. To be fair his dad is quite obsessed with agility too, so they keep each other company... 

Now, I'm the one who needs to make sure that the teenage monster doesn't forget his manners, he's been a bit naughty lately. I'm the fun police of the house you see...

Weeeeeee

Monday, 2 December 2013

Is Science in your Life?

PhD candidate Mawson

During his 'safe working in laboratories' induction, Mawson was made aware of the additional Health and Safety precautions required to ensure that his ears did not get caught in electrical equipments and more particularly the centrifuge. He was also reminded that licking the agar plates was not allowed in a PC2 facility.

Mawson's thesis aims to enhance the living conditions of GSPs in a small but important area in the northern Sydney region.

The three major aims are divided as follows:
- Substantiate the hypothesis that GSPs should have an unlimited amount of pig's ears, and other treats, available at all time.
- Demonstrate the high level of entertainment and cuddles required by GSPs and the irrelevance of sleeping requirements from minions.
- Establish the proper management protocol for minion's care and well-being in order to maintain their functioning and prevent their rule setting tendencies.

Following a lengthy process through multiple inductions and filling (eating) of administrative forms, Mawson has now started his practical work and hope to complete his research within a reasonable timeframe. He will then apply for additional funding to consolidate his findings, further his interests and establish his, no doubt, brilliant academic career.