Torture!!

How much must I be shamed before the RSPCGSP comes to sort mum and dad out? Now they want me to shake the paw of everybody I meet! Even at the park in the morning, in front of all my buddies!!! NOT COOL! I had to get the comfort of mister black rat to help me through the emotional hardship that they documented here. Please somebody help me, that's abuse for sure!!

Ready with the camera? I haven't got all day!

Here, you're happy? Yes... Hello... can I go now?